If you have one (even two) little bundle(s) of joy and were rockin' skinny jeans in days, we can totally chill. And if you've had one HUGE beastly size baby and will never look the same again, we'll hang out too. But, if you have a ridiculously awesome body after having a whole bunch of kids (and by a bunch, I mean three or more), we cannot be friends.
MAYBE, I repeat, maybe if you have had these children several years ago and worked your ars off to get back in shape... but DEFINITELY NOT if you've had a personal trainer, a nutritionist, personal chef, a nanny and every plastic surgery known to man.Quite frankly, if that is the case, you've probably been too busy seeking personal perfection to have time for friends anymore anyway.
I am amazed by the human body, amazed particularly of the ability a woman has, and changes she undergoes in order to bring forth into this world, a beautiful, miracle of life. I appreciate the changes my body underwent to allow me to birth my three amazing children, and in a heartbeat I would do it all over again.
MAYBE, I repeat, maybe if you have had these children several years ago and worked your ars off to get back in shape... but DEFINITELY NOT if you've had a personal trainer, a nutritionist, personal chef, a nanny and every plastic surgery known to man.Quite frankly, if that is the case, you've probably been too busy seeking personal perfection to have time for friends anymore anyway.
I am amazed by the human body, amazed particularly of the ability a woman has, and changes she undergoes in order to bring forth into this world, a beautiful, miracle of life. I appreciate the changes my body underwent to allow me to birth my three amazing children, and in a heartbeat I would do it all over again.
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